Little Johnny goes up to his ..

Little Johnny goes up to his mom and says, "Mommy, I have a drinking problem. I need help."

His mom, of course, freaks out. She yells, "How did this happen?!"

She turns to her husband and says, "This is all your fault! You're the one that comes home drunk and gives such a bad example to all of our children."

He yells back, "Oh, I'm the one that does it?

I do nothing but give to this family! Your the one that was drinking beer while breastfeeding when I told you not to!"

She yells, "Get out! You are a horrible person and I never want to see you again!"

He grabs his collection of stuff and yells, "Fine! I don't need you!" and he walks out of the door.

Little Johnny is standing there crying, not knowing what to think of the situation other than he knows his dad is gone.

His mom turns to him and says, "Don't cry Johnny, it will be fine... Now just tell mommy all about your drinking problem and we will get you some help."

Little Johnny says, "Well... the problem is, if Amanda drinks 3 quarts of orange juice, and Suzy drinks 2, how much orange juice did they drink?"

now we know after all these years why 'Little Johnny' is so messed up :eek:

lmao... !