Farmer1
10-06-2015, 05:14 AM
Two terrorists were in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt.
"If you do not mind me saying," said the second terrorists, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out ?"
"I regret I cannot", lamented the first terrorist. "It is permanently stuck into my butt." "I do not understand," said the other.
The first terrorist says, "I was walking along the beach when I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag with a white beard and top hat came boiling out. He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish. "
I said, "No shit?"
"If you do not mind me saying," said the second terrorists, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out ?"
"I regret I cannot", lamented the first terrorist. "It is permanently stuck into my butt." "I do not understand," said the other.
The first terrorist says, "I was walking along the beach when I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag with a white beard and top hat came boiling out. He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish. "
I said, "No shit?"